About The Outlanders
The Outlanders are tucked away in the corner of reality that few dare to venture-that is-if they want to keep the paranormal out of their way!
HOG-WORF: AKA: "HOG"
It turned out the light was coming from a UFO and the occupant got out only to push his injuries to an untimely death with a mind probe and offering no help! Thusly, LaDy is no fan of Hog or Slap! LaDy is also not to be trusted by them as he feels he owes them minor smacks from his nun-chucks at random times of the day as he says something in Chinese in revenge for his death.
Jimmy only stays in the cabin because he seems to not believe his own eyes whenever these creatures show up. He is a typical witness to paranormal phenomena who is in denial of his own experiences.
He is often seen coming into the forest by way of an inlet from the lake. Hog and Super both vent on their frustrations to each other, Super is mostly concerned about finding a date. Being that he’s the only lake monster around, he tends to date most anything and introduces them—often to Hog’s horror on who and what it is!
Love and Light
Their job is also to serve as a spy and allow their home planet to watch what Slap and Kick are doing. If they happen to change their ways, Slap and Kick will be allowed to return to their planet. The pair know about this and choose to, instead, rub their wild escapades in the moral faces of their leaders while seeking new levels of horror and shock to Love and Light. They may even pass out, from time-to-time.